i'm so damn bored i'm goin' blind

You know what? I really wanna see Green Day on tour. I realize that this is 10 years past cool for such a thing, but goddammit, they're playing at school. (Granted, my school has a giant basketball arena on campus. But still, Program Board never pulled that caliber, even if it is a band in its decline. We also had R.E.M. last year, but I was too broke to go.) And I liked their last record where every other song was a Kinks ripoff. I love the Green Day, so sue me.

Meanwhile, the fun game I like playing right now is something I call the Hold Steady game. This is where I adapt lyrics from The Hold Steady Almost Killed Me in which someone claims to have a nickname to make them about my cats.

For Example:

Real Hold Steady Lyric: "She said my name is Steve Perry but people call me Circuit City. I'm so well connected."

Revised lyric to include one of my kitties: "He said my name is Linus but people call me After Hours. I'm a tuxedo cat."

Too much free time? Perhaps...