Everyone (well, me, Jason and Mike) knows that Harrison Ford should be Robert Langdon in the movie version of The DaVinci Code
, not Tom Hanks
. And you know Angelina has to play the hot assistant. The book might as well say, "Picture Han Solo/Indiana Jones in the role of handsome college professor obsessed with the Illuminati" in the opening paragraph. This is a fucking travesty.
Also, I only found out about ODB's passing
last night right before going to bed. Mike and I flipped past MTV Jams, and an ODB video was playing. Mike made a crack about, "is that in memoriam?" and I looked at him as if he was insane. Weird thing was, I was talking with Matty H. and Josh and Martha about the Wu Tang on Saturday night. Ah, synchronicity. RIP Russell/Big Baby Jesus/Dirt McGirt/Whatever. I'll never forget the puzzled look on Kurt Loder's face when Dirty drove up to the welfare office in a limo to get his food stamps. That was some good television.