Monday, January 28, 2008

for you, kieran

I'm going to start watching the Gossip Girl Revealed expanded episodes so that I can get caught up. I feel like I'm missing out.

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Saturday, January 26, 2008

world's shortest retirement

"No Hate In '08" is my motto for this year, but seriously, I just don't get music writing these days. People are getting all het up about ridiculous stuff. (Oooh, a guy wrote the Women In Music essay for Pazz & Jop! Quelle horreur!) My frustration plays out in this IM convo (not our real screennames):

heathalouise: i've given up on doing music writing ever again.

heathalouise: OH WAIT I TAKE THAT BACK



heathalouise: dooooood

...And scene. If NKOTB can come out of retirement, perhaps so can I.

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Monday, January 14, 2008

donna martin loses weight

So I'm home, watching the annual, "Hey, fattie! Lose a few!" episode of Oprah, when a Nutrisystem ad comes on with Tori Spelling. I was confused. If clavicle-wielders like Tori need to drop a few lbs., then maybe we all do.

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Sunday, January 13, 2008

in my time of dying

When I pass, dear friends and family, please promise me that my corporeal remains are not placed in any of these. I love the Red Sox. I'm writing about issues of birth and death and ritual and mourning in relation to the Red Sox. I do not need to be buried in a Sox casket or have my remains displayed in a Red Sox urn. [Thanks, Soxaholix!]

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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

so this is the new year...

...And I need to feel different. My main resolution for 2008 is to lose some weight. So that I don't bore y'all with that here, I've started a new blog, Results Are Typical, for blabbing about my "journey." (Blech.)